The Bicycle: A Vital Tool and Symbol in Times of Crisis | Mikael Colville-Andersen

Headlines are quick hits from media outlets from Missouri and around the world. Follow the headline link for the full story. The source of this headline says:

If The Bicycle had a curriculum vitæ and showed up at a job interview, it would be quite the event.

“Yeah, so I contributed pretty much single-handedly in the emancipation of women starting back in the late 1800s — essentially for the first time since the Agricultural Revolution. I expanded the mobility radius of the working class around that time, too. Enabling them to travel farther for work and basically propping up economies around the world. It’s wild to think, but I improved the human gene pool, LOL, by enabling men and women to travel farther in search of partners. The American Highway System? You’re welcome — although you humans messed THAT up later. Improving public health? Yeah, I’ve had THAT covered for almost a century and a half. Oh, and hey… I’m right there ready to go in any disaster or war zone…”

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The Bicycle: A Vital Tool and Symbol in Times of Crisis | Mikael Colville-Andersen